Strange Dreams
Julie & I are staying overnight at my parents and I have this very strange dream. Now I don't remember my dreams very often so the fact that I remember it rather clearly that makes it even stranger. Shall we dig into my psyche a bit? Yes, let's.
I'm at a mall, or perhaps a conference center with a rather large gift shop, and I'm talking with Chris Pirillo, of Lockergnome fame. Just the type of conversation that two random people have when they meet at a conference. Now for some reason we come across Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon working on some film shoot.
The next thing I know I'm in some jeep-type of vehicle with Pirillo driving to some backwoods area of Georgia. He's playing with these Iomega Zip drives that he's attached shoes to. Placing them in the window so it looks like he has his feet up, placing them under his seat so it looks like someone is laying on the floor; just a bunch of odd things. We pull up to this shack and find Ashton Kutcher there. We start trying to talk him into working on this project of ours, when suddenly we are attacked by redneck ninjas with axes! I run away and run into Reese Witherspoon out in the middle of the woods and the two of us start running away.
I then wake up thinking, "What the????" Why am I dreaming about Chris Pirillo? Or better yet, why am I dreaming of Ashton Kutcher. It's not like I've watched anything he was in. Then there are the redneck ninjas. That's just a strange mix.
All this leads me to ask everyone to remind me never to try pickled asparagus again.
